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lanashiftdelrey:

being the third wheel

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(Source: goatish, via thefuuuucomics)

theoitnblife:

OITNB posts here

greetings:

communistbakery:

the worst part of the holidays is saying greetings to all of my family members

same… i don’t want my family to find my blog

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svvords:

is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world

(Source: wasiangod, via lemmingsquares)

wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating

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aguamami:

so…u tellin me its a *prank* when a man invades a womans space and assaults her publically..and its a “prank” when a white man harasses a black man to further demonize black men…but if i push a white guys ass infront of a car its suddenly not a prank?? lol ok

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callerina:

hisprincessinconverse:

danfreakindavis:

REMINDER: if you have a vagina and want to use Plan B as an emergency contraceptive, it loses effectiveness if you weigh more than 165 lbs (74.84 kg) and is completely ineffective for those that weight more than 176 lbs (79.83 kg) (x)

Whhhhat?
Excuse me.
Let me spread the shit out of this.

This is horrifying. And sadly true.

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canadad:

how dare this younger generation enjoy casual hookups and temporary dating…back in my day we got married to our first crushes when we were 18 and ended up unhappy by the time we were 40

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verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

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asvprock:

I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you

I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you

I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you

I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you

I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you

I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you

I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you

gottahavethatcoke

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typical:

imhotx3:

stairs-to-nowhere:

My babe is the cutest

my baby<3

throwback to when fran and i were dating for like 3 weeks

gottahavethatcoke
Calcifer